February 2012
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firenationhonor:
stealthisline:
firenationhonor:
stealthisline:
firenationhonor:
So, I care for this friend. My Rent-a-Girlfriend.
She deserves much better.
I hope I make her smile every once in a while.
You do, babe. You really do.
I love you so much, and I appreciate every thing you do for me.
Even when I act like a turd, I still love my Rent-a-Girlfriend.
Bitch, you made me...
firenationhonor:
stealthisline:
firenationhonor:
So, I care for this friend. My Rent-a-Girlfriend.
She deserves much better.
I hope I make her smile every once in a while.
You do, babe. You really do.
I love you so much, and I appreciate every thing you do for me.
Even when I act like a turd, I still love my Rent-a-Girlfriend.
Bitch, you made me cry ;u;
I just don’t want you hurt....
firenationhonor:
So, I care for this friend. My Rent-a-Girlfriend.
She deserves much better.
I hope I make her smile every once in a while.
You do, babe. You really do.
I love you so much, and I appreciate every thing you do for me.
Even when I act like a turd, I still love my Rent-a-Girlfriend.
Bitch, you made me cry ;u;
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"So, no more meetings in the hallway?"
Hurr hurr, Kyle.
So, no more drunken raging outbursts?
Shithead.
All of my feels.
I really, really, really want a cigarette.
But I don’t think it would be a good idea with my throat feeling funny.
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“The only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is press coverage.”
– Chuck Palahniuk, ‘Survivor’
Stick a fork in me because I am done.
Another one bites the dust.
darkteabiscuit:
halibear22:
SHERLOCK!
Things Not To Say To An Artist →
assbenders:
gayjamesbond:
To most of you, this list is going to come across as super bitchy and horrible, to the rest of you it’s going to be a prolonged moment of “Oh my god yes, I fucking hate that!”
1. Oh my god, did you draw that?
This is not an acceptable question to ask someone you see drawing, especially not if they are actively working on the project when you ask. Depending on how...
cross off the things you've done
Graduated high school.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in...
gravy-bowl:
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
Shitty shitty shit shit shitty
That is indeed how I am feeling right now.
Shit’s going down.
Death threat jokes were being thrown around.
Ass kickings were being threatened.
I feel safe. :T
Totally getting a cold...
My throat is sore and scratchy.
I’m starting to cough.
I’m wearing long sleeves, and it’s warm in here, but I’m shivering.
Sweet.
i get my tans from the computer monitor
firenationhonor asked: "If you were my girlfriend..." I would clean your room, cook your meals, bring home the money, cuddle you till you fall asleep-and then some, wipe your tears if they should ever fall in my act of preventing them, make you tea and coffee, and I would deal with Doctor Who and Sherlock shinnanigans.